LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - KING GEORGE'S BRAIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
Karl Rove announced today that he will be leaving the White House at the end of August - leaving behind debris and decay, devastation and desperation, and the hollowed out body he has possessed for the past 14 years.
Like the demon he is, Mr Rove identified a man, George W Bush, devoid of a brain and soul, with no accomplishments or convictions of his own, and effortlessly took possession, and ultimately took him all the way to the White House.
Without the semblance of a soul himself, Mr Rove deceived, disparaged and destroyed all that crossed his path or attempted to keep him from reaching his goal - becoming the President of the United States.
Honestly I have always feared Karl Rove. He has manipulated politics like no other player - past or present, and you never knew what was going to come next, but with all that, I took some comfort (okay.. not much) that he wouldn't let King George go too far. For all the adjectives thrown his way, both fair or foul, I believe him to be a smart man...a man I despise, but still a smart puppet master.
Seven years ago, even before the catastrophe that was September 11th, the world braced itself and spent billions for what became known as Y2K - the turning of our clocks to a new millennium. It turned out there was nothing to worry about.
I am not so confident about OH OH NO K, September 1, 2007, the day the citizens of the United States, and the entire world, should fear more - the day when King George has his Rove-otomy and will be left to govern without the ability to think and speak for himself.
The world thought King George was a dangerous idiot before... JUST WAIT!!!
(I wanted to insert "If I Only Had a Brain" here but was too inpatient to look for it on the web)